Everyone goes on holiday in Britain. Even Hell's Angels.
Comics are regularly asked to perform for impossible rooms. They're called 'hell gigs.'
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!
There'll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people.
Sometimes I might meet people, and they might just not like me, not want to get to know me. And that's OK. They're boring as hell anyway.
I remember my mom let me stay up late and watch Tara Lipinski and Michelle Kwan compete in the 1998 Olympic Games. I made paper medals and wore them the whole night. I didn't start skating until 2000, but I was so inspired by their skating that it was why I wanted to start.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.
You have no idea the people I meet when I do these Comic-Cons. When I go sign autographs and say hello to people, I see everything!
The word that scares the hell out of me is 'frail.' I don't want to be frail.
