Goonies Quotes

[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one,

this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Mikey: [to One-Eyed Willie] Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch]
Mikey: So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie.
[takes a breath from his breathalizer]
Mikey: We had a long

comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[the rest of the Goonies show up]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies.
[pauses]
Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon Walsh: Long

enough, Mikey. Long enough.

Andy: [hysterically] I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?
Brandon Walsh: You've got a great body.
Andy: How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him?
[the Goonies stumble upon Chester Copperpot's skeleton]

Richard 'Data' Wang: [Falls through to ship's hold; group of Goonies ask if he's okay] Data's okay! Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons!
Brandon Walsh: Why didn't you use the stairs?
Richard 'Data' Wang: Use the stairs! Stairs! The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling. If Data's hurt,

nobody cares anymore...
Mikey: [walks down the stairs] Data's okay...
Richard 'Data' Wang: Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them. God!

[deleted scene]
Brandon Walsh: [saves Mikey from being punched by Troy, grabs Tory by the coat] Nobody hits my brother except me!
Troy Perkins: [gets pushed back] Wha... I just can't wait until Monday when my father kicks all of you trash out in the street where you belong! While you Goonies are piling stuff in your moving vans, I'll be teeing off of

what used to be your front lawn!
[rushes to Andy and Stef]
Troy Perkins: Our court time is now! Come on!

Jake Fratelli: [Jake notices The Goonies and talks to Mama in Italian] E casa queste soni.
Jake Fratelli: Jake, these boys are costumers
[the Goonies gasp in panic]
Jake Fratelli: Che vuol dire, ma? Questo non e ristorante.
Mama Fratelli: Zita, Zita, stupido nocha picha jente.
Jake

Fratelli: Ah, Mondenea, mondena, mama, agavito. Eh, bos, uh? You makes yourselves comfortable, uh?
[Jake addresses The Goonies in English]
Jake Fratelli: She's going to cook you something.