I've knocked my front teeth out. I've got fake front teeth.
I don't like those artificial air fresheners. They just smell so fake. It's too much.
When you're with another actor who's also been through five hours of prosthetic makeup, and you're eating another person's neck, and fake blood is being spurted out at you for two minutes, it's incredibly fun, and you're in character for that time. You can't really believe that that's your job.
I think I'm sort of method in a sense, and I enjoy, you know, trying to find that reality in fake emotion.
You can watch a little bit of war from your nice living room - 30 seconds of what's going on in Syria - and when you've had enough, switch over to some celebrity programme. We live our life through screens and images in this way, and we don't know what is real or fake anymore. It doesn't matter.
It's always fun to put fake celebrities in unlikely situations, but somehow it's even more fun when politicians are involved.
Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.
I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about.
Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way.
We call chemistry the 'c' word on 'Top Gear,' and you can't fake that, can you?
