Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Don Rickles
Don Rickles

The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.

Dusty Hill
Dusty Hill

I just love the idea of taking an elevator down to the stage, like Elvis did.

Elizabeth Vargas
Elizabeth Vargas

Certain things make me anxious. God forbid I get stuck in an elevator.

Fairfax Cone
Fairfax Cone

The inventory goes down the elevator every night.

Garth Brooks
Garth Brooks

Before the show, we see all these radio people, and most of them say, 'Garth, you're a lot calmer than I thought you were gonna be.' But when the members of the band give one another that handshake, and the lights go out, and the crowd goes up, then you're sliding into the elevator, man, your heart is just going bopbopbopbopbop.

Geena Davis
Geena Davis

I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'

George A. Romero
George A. Romero

I really liked the helicopter pilot in 'Dawn of the Dead', when he gets bitten and comes out of the elevator. That guy was amazing. He did this incredible walk that we didn't even know about until we started shooting.

Harris Faulkner
Harris Faulkner

When I was a little girl, my father, who was a high-ranking officer, pilot, and an avionics specialist in the United States military, would hoist me up onto the elevator - the flight control surface located at the tail of his airplane. From up there I could get a glimpse of the world as he saw it.

Harvey Milk
Harvey Milk

Never take an elevator in city hall.