Con Air
Con Air

Cyrus Grissom: [addressing the convicts and prison guards on the plane] Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air.

Con Air
Con Air

Cyrus Grissom: [addressing the convicts on the plane] Someone alerted the authorities at Carson city, someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous, someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. Now, could this all be coincidence? Perhaps. But then someone went and tied a rope to our plane. So, I ask you what is going on? And I answer. We have a traitor in our midst. Now how do we flush

a traitor?
[pulls guard Bishop out of her cell and puts his gun to her head]
Cyrus Grissom: I don't know but at the count of three I will find out who is on my team and who is not. That would be one, two...
Baby O: [pushes Poe out of the way as Poe was standing up to confess] Wait! It was me. It was me.
Cameron Poe:

Don't listen to him, man. T-The insulin, it made him crazy.
Cyrus Grissom: You have been near death the entire trip?
Baby O: Yeah, motherfucker, it was me.
Cameron Poe: Nah, he's-he's flipped out, man. He's nuts.
Baby O: That's pretty clever, huh, bitch?
[Cyrus shoots Baby O in the stomach]

Cameron Poe: Jesus!
Cyrus Grissom: [shouting] No, that's clever!

Scary Movie
Scary Movie

[after hitting a fisherman crossing the road]
Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
Ray: No way! I ain't going to jail!
Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
Ray: Hey, Cindy's right.

Maybe we should call the police.

The Longest Yard
The Longest Yard

Punky: [after the convicts won the game] We win! Group hug in the shower tonight!... or not. Or not.