Jason Blum
Jason Blum

I'm proud of 'Sinister' because Scott and Cargill did a great job on the movie, and I set up a framework for them to make what they wanted to make. They gave me the idea, and I figured out how to get it out into the world.

The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Movie

Cletus: [after showing Cargill a trick with his thumb] You want to know how I do it?
Russ Cargill: Four generations of inbreeding?
Cletus: [Flattered] Oh, you.

The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Movie

Russ Cargill: My name is Russ Cargill and I'm the head of the EPA.
Moe: The what?
Russ Cargill: Environmental Protection Agency.
Lenny: Come again?
Russ Cargill: Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen.

Dances with Wolves
Dances with Wolves

Major Fambrough: [barely audible] Lieutenant John J. Dunbar?
[louder]
Major Fambrough: Lieutenant John J. Dunbar?
John Dunbar: Yes, sir.
Major Fambrough: Yes, sir. Indian fighter, huh?
John Dunbar: Excuse me?
Major Fambrough: [reading orders] Well it says

here that you're to be posted on the frontier. The frontier's Indian country. I quickly deduced that you're an Indian fighter. I did not ascend to this position by being stupid.
John Dunbar: No, sir.
Major Fambrough: No, sir. It says here that you've been decorated.
John Dunbar: Yes, sir.
Major

Fambrough: [nods] And they sent you here to be posted?
John Dunbar: Actually sir, I'm here at my own request.
Major Fambrough: Really? Why?
John Dunbar: I've always wanted to see the frontier.
Major Fambrough: You want to see the frontier?
John Dunbar: Yes, sir. Before

it's gone.
Major Fambrough: [smiles] Such a smart lad, coming straight to me.
[pulls a sheet of paper from his desk drawer and begins to write]
Major Fambrough: Sir Knight... I'm sending you on a knight's errand. You will report to Captain Cargill at the furthermost outpost of the realm... Fort Sedgewick. My personal seal will assure your

safety through many miles of wild and hostile country.
[wads up the paper tightly and hands it to Dunbar]
John Dunbar: I was wondering...
Major Fambrough: Yes?
John Dunbar: I was wondering, sir... how will I be getting there?
Major Fambrough: [paranoid] You think I don't know?
John

Dunbar: No, sir.
Major Fambrough: You think I don't know.
John Dunbar: No sir, it's just that I don't...
Major Fambrough: Hold your tongue! I just happen to be in a generous mood and I will grant you a boon. See that peasant out there?
[glances to window to Timmons standing outside]
Major

Fambrough: He calls himself Timmons. He's going to your Fort Sedgewick this very afternoon... you can ride with him if you like. He knows the way. Thank you. That is all.
Major Fambrough: [Dunbar salutes Fambrough... he returns it halfheartedly. Dunbar turns to leave] Sir Knight?
[Dunbar turns back around to face him, Fambrough stands up]

Major Fambrough: I've just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it.
[Dunbar turns back around silently and leaves]