The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol: [shaking his head] No. Not master!
Gollum: [snarling malevolently] Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Smeagol: Master is my friend.

Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Smeagol: [closes his ears with his hands] I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.
Smeagol: No.
Gollum: [sinister whisper] *Murderer*.
Smeagol: [voice breaking; hurt by

Gollum's remark] Go away!
Gollum: "Go away?"
[Gollum laughs mockingly as Smeagol begins to cry]
Smeagol: [weeping] I hate you. I *hate* you.
Gollum: Where would you be without me, uh? gollum, gollum... *I* saved us! It was me! *We* survived because of *me*!
Smeagol: [stops crying] Not anymore.


Gollum: What did you say?
Smeagol: Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.
Gollum: [appalled] What?
Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!
Gollum: No!
Smeagol: [louder and firmer] Leave now, and never come back!
[Gollum snarls in

frustration]
Smeagol: LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!
[Gollum is silent; Smeagol waits]
Smeagol: [looks around; then begins galumphing around with joy] We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! SMEAGOL IS FREE!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Princess Leia: Han, we need you.
Han Solo: *We* need?
Princess Leia: Yes.
Han Solo: Well, what about *you* need?
Princess Leia: I need? I don't know what you are talking about.
Han Solo: You probably don't.
Princess Leia: What precisely am

I supposed to know?
Han Solo: Come on. You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.
Princess Leia: Yes, you're great help to us. You're a natural leader.
Han Solo: No! That's not it. Come on. Come on!
Princess Leia: You're imagining things.
Han Solo: Am I? Then why

are you following me? Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.
Han Solo: I can arrange that.
[Han walks away]
Han Solo: You could use a good kiss!

Braveheart
Braveheart

Robert the Bruce: [Robert the Bruce is visiting his leper father] Father?
Robert's Father: Ah, come in. Come in.
Robert the Bruce: A rebellion has begun.
Robert's Father: [pause] Under whom?
Robert the Bruce: A commoner... named William Wallace.
Robert's Father:

[another pause] You will embrace this rebellion. Support it from our lands in the north. I will gain English favor by condemning it and ordering opposed from our lands in the south. Sit down. Stay awhile.
Robert the Bruce: This Wallace... he doesn't even have a knighthood. But he *fights*, with *passion*, and he *inspires*.
Robert's Father:

[laughing] And you wish to charge off and fight as he did, eh?
[Robert nods slightly]
Robert's Father: So would I, eh?
[he laughs again]
Robert the Bruce: Well, maybe it's time.
Robert's Father: [the elder man stops laughing] It is time... to *survive*. You're the seventeenth Robert Bruce. The sixteen before you

passed you land and title because they *didn't* charge in. Call a meeting of the nobles.
Robert the Bruce: But, they do nothing but talk.
Robert's Father: Rightly so. They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are. You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage; so

does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to *compromise* that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit on the throne of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless *we* are as ruthless. Give ear to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the throne.

Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Endgame

[Barton has just killed all of Akihiko's men]
Akihiko: [in Japanese] Why are you doing this? We never did anything to you.
Clint Barton: [in Japanese] You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos. You get me.
[They fight]
Clint Barton: You're done hurting people.
Akihiko: [in Japanese]

*We* hurt people?
[Gestures to all the bodies scattered around]
Akihiko: You're crazy!
[They fight again, Akihiko is wounded twice. He drops his sword and falls on his knees]
Akihiko: Wait! Help me. I'll give you anything. What do you want?
Clint Barton: [In English] What I want, you can't give me.
[Kills

the unarmed Akihiko]

Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Endgame

Tony Stark: [after returning to Earth] I couldn't stop him.
Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
Tony Stark: I lost the kid.
Steve Rogers: Tony, *we* lost.
Tony Stark: Is, uh-?
[Pepper walks in front of him]
Tony Stark: Oh, good.
Pepper

Potts: Oh, my god.
[she hugs him]
Pepper Potts: Oh, my god.
Tony Stark: [kisses her] It's alright.

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3

[the Aliens have just saved the toys from the incinerator]
Mrs. Potato Head: You saved our lives!
Mr. Potato Head: And *we* are eternally grateful!
[hugs the aliens]
Mr. Potato Head: My boys!
Aliens: Daaaaaady!

Ratatouille
Ratatouille

Django: [showing the exterminator shop to Remy with the dead rats in the window] Take a good long look, Remy. This is what happens when a rat gets a little too comfortable around humans. The world we live in belongs to the enemy. We must live carefully. We look out for our own kind, Remy. When all is said and done, we're all we've got.
[he starts to walk away]

Remy: No.
Django: [turning back] What?
Remy: No. Dad, I don't believe it. You're telling me, that the future is - can *only* be - more of *this*?
Django: This is the way things are. You can't change nature.
Remy: Change *is* nature, Dad. The part that *we* can influence. And it starts

when we decide.
[he turns to leave]
Django: Where are you going?
Remy: With luck, forward.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Sherlock Holmes: [lights pipe]
Dr. John Watson: What are we doing down here?
Sherlock Holmes: *We* are waiting. *I* am smoking.

Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters

[Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. The Keymaster]
Janine Melnitz: [entering with Peck, Police Sergeant and Con Ed Man] Egon, I tried to stop them. They say they have a warrant.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Excuse me, this is private property.
Walter Peck: Shut this off; shut these all off.

Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm warning you. Turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous.
Walter Peck: No, I'll tell *you* what's hazardous. You're facing Federal prosecution for about a half dozen environmental violations. Now either you shut off these machines, or we'll shut them off for you.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to

understand, this a high voltage laser containment system. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city.
Walter Peck: Don't patronize me, I'm not grotesquely stupid, like the people you've bilked!
Dr. Peter Venkman: [arriving, to the officer] At ease officer. I'm Peter Venkman. I'm a partner in this facility and I'm going to

cooperate in any way that I can.
Walter Peck: Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate, but you though it would be more fun to insult me. Well, now it's my turn, wiseass.
Dr. Egon Spengler: He wants to shut down the protection grid, Peter.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Peck] You shut that thing down, and *we* are not

going to be held responsible for whatever happens.
Walter Peck: Oh yes you will, I'll make sure you will.
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we won't be.
Walter Peck: [to the electrician] Shut it off.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to the electrician] Don't shut it off. I'm warning ya.
Con Edison Man:

I, I never seen anything like this before. I'm not sure...
Walter Peck: [interrupting] I'm not interested in your opinion, just shut it off.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [gets in electrician's way] My friend, don't be a jerk.
Police Sergeant: [gets in Peter's way] Step aside.
Walter Peck: If he does that again,

you can shoot him.
Police Sergeant: You do *your* job, pencilneck. Don't tell me how to do mine.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Thank you, officer.
Walter Peck: [aggravatingly shouting] Shut it off!

The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Movie

Homer Simpson: [to Pig] Maybe *we* should kiss, just to break the tension.