Friends
Friends

Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower?
[pause]
Chandler: Oh, please. I'm not allowed to make *one* joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Endgame

Scott Lang: We have enough Pym particles for one journey each, plus two test runs.
Scott Lang: [Accidentally triggers the device] *One* test run.

Juno
Juno

Juno MacGuff: I'm not ready to be a mom.
Mac MacGuff: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.
Juno MacGuff: God, that was *one* time! And she did not die, if you recall.

Cars
Cars

Bob Cutlass: Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
Darrell Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now! If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me out of the booth!
Bob Cutlass:

Right you are, Darrell! Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does "the King" - Strip Weathers - have one more victory in him before he retires?
Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?


Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second place spot, we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob - his chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was - Lightning McQueen!
Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think

anyone expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now.
Darrell Cartrip: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup, *and* land Dinoco?
Bob Cutlass: The legend; the runner-up; the rookie. Three cars, *one* champion!

Die Hard with a Vengeance
Die Hard with a Vengeance

Inspector Cobb: [to Simon] I can appreciate your feelings for McClane. But believe me, the jerk isn't worth it. He's stepped on so many toes in this department, by this time next month he's gonna be a security guard. His own wife wants nothing to do with him, and he's about two steps shy of becoming a full-blown alcoholic.
John McClane: [whispering] One

step, *one* step.

Almost Famous
Almost Famous

Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got *one* Hunter Thompson.

Walk the Line
Walk the Line

[after record producer Sam Phillips stops Cash's band a couple of verses into their audition]
Sam Phillips: You know exactly what I'm telling you. We've already heard that song a hundred times. Just like that. Just... like... how... you... sing it.
Johnny Cash: Well you didn't let us bring it home.
Sam Phillips: Bring... bring

it home? All right, let's bring it home. If you was hit by a truck and you was lying out there in that gutter dying, and you had time to sing *one* song. Huh? One song that people would remember before you're dirt. One song that would let God know how you felt about your time here on Earth. One song that would sum you up. You tellin' me that's the song you'd sing? That same Jimmy Davis tune we

hear on the radio all day, about your peace within, and how it's real, and how you're gonna shout it? Or... would you sing somethin' different. Somethin' real. Somethin' *you* felt. Cause I'm telling you right now, that's the kind of song people want to hear. That's the kind of song that truly saves people. It ain't got nothin to do with believin' in God, Mr. Cash. It has to do with believin' in

yourself.
Johnny Cash: [after a pause] I got a couple of songs I wrote in the Air Force. You got anything against the Air Force?
Sam Phillips: No.
Johnny Cash: I do.

Hot Tub Time Machine
Hot Tub Time Machine

Adam: If you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay!
Lou: You'd really do that for me?
Adam: We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying! Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?
Lou: I'm your best friend?
Adam: You are *one* of my best friends.
Lou: I'll take that!

Mulan
Mulan

The Chancellor: [from official trailer] By edict of his Imperial Majesty, every family must contribute *one* man to fight.