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Zombieland: Double Tap

Tallahassee: [dispensing some fatherly advice] Don't do nothin' I wouldn't not do... You get what I'm saying.
Little Rock: Not really, no.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Madison: I'm really good at surviving. I'm literally alive.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
Columbus: How could that not be personal? That's like my whole thing.
Tallahassee: Yeah, you're right. It was personal.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Little Rock: Wait, why does he get to be president?
Tallahassee: Well I think would have made a damn fine president. Kissed a few hands, shook a few babies.
Wichita: You would have brought real dignity to the office.
Tallahassee: Thank you.
Wichita: You don't have what it takes. I'll be

president. And I nominate Little Rock as my VP.
Little Rock: So that means I get to be president if you get killed by zombies.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Columbus: Well, the only reason we've survived the last several years is we've gotten to know our bloodthirsty enemies better than we know ourselves. In the time since we last saw you, zombies have evolved, so we've given them different names. This lady here is getting chased by the dumbest Z there is, what we call a Homer. In a world without YouTube, who isn't entertained by a

Homer?

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Nevada: [angrily at gunpoint] Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes?
Columbus: Comfort.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Columbus: But for better or worse, we were a family. And for the first time since the virus, we were living somewhere truly safe, making every day feel like, well, like Christmas morning.