Tallahassee: I have nothing against pacifists. I just wanna beat the shit out of them.
Tallahassee: [dressed as Santa Claus] What would you like, little girl? A pony?
Little Rock: No, I'd actually like for you to stop calling me "little girl."
Tallahassee: Well, technically, you are little and you're a girl.
Columbus: [sits in Tallahassee's lap] Well, I am not a little girl, but do you know what
I would like?
Tallahassee: [pushes Columbus off of his lap] I don't give a fuck what you like.
Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up.
Albuquerque: That saying's very 2009.
Nevada: [pointing a gun at Tallahassee] Start talking.
Tallahassee: You first!
Nevada: [loads gun]
Tallahassee: [in a childlike voice] Hi, my name's Tallahassee.
Tallahassee: [entering the White House] Hail to the motherfucking chief.
Wichita: Don't listen to this guy. He's killed more celebrities than cocaine.
Columbus: [about Madison] Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being. Okay?
[relenting]
Columbus: She's a living being.
Columbus: I feel sort of guilty.
Madison: Because of Jesus?
[whispers]
Madison: I know ways around that.
[winks]