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Joe Fox: [looks at the book Kathleen is pretending to read] Pride and Prejudice.
Kathleen Kelly: Do you mind?
Joe Fox: I bet you read that book every year. I bet just you love that... Mr. Darcy, and your sentimental heart beats widely at the thought that he and... well, you know, whatever her name is, are truly, honestly going to end

up together.
[sits on the chair]
Waiter at Lalo: Can I get you something?
Kathleen Kelly: No, he's not staying.
Joe Fox: [looking at the waiter] Mocaccino, decaf, nonfat.
Kathleen Kelly: You are not staying!
Joe Fox: I'll just stay here until your friend gets here.

[looking at his watch]
Joe Fox: Gee, is he late?
Kathleen Kelly: The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She's one of the most greatest and most complex characters ever written. Not that you would know.
Joe Fox: As a matter of fact, I've read it.

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Kathleen Kelly: [on learning Joe's identity] God, I didn't... I didn't realize. I didn't... I didn't know...
Joe Fox: Who you were with? "I didn't know who you were with."
Kathleen Kelly: Excuse me?
Joe Fox: It's from "The Godfather".
[laughs]
Joe Fox: Sorry, it's from "The

Godfather". It's when the... uh, when the movie producer realizes that Tom Hagen is an emissary of Vito Corleone. It's just before the horse's head ends up in the bed with all the bloody sheets, you know, wakes up and it's... AAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH!
[pause]
Joe Fox: Never mind.

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Schuyler Fox: Your father is getting married.
Joe Fox: Really?
Nelson Fox: Yes.
Joe Fox: Congratulations.
Nelson Fox: Thank you.
Joe Fox: Why?
Nelson Fox: Who knows?
Joe Fox: Love?
Nelson

Fox: Possible.

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Kathleen Kelly: [on "NY152"] What if he showed up, took one look at me, and left?
Christina Plutzker: Not possible.

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Joe Fox: [speaking to the grumpy cashier] Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.
Rose, Zabars Cashier: Happy Thanksgiving back.

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Joe Fox: I'm sure you must be late for something: volunteering at the Henry Street Settlement, or rolling bandages for Bosnian Refugees.
Gillian Quinn: I am. I'm having my eggs harvested.
Joe Fox: And getting those eggs harvested.

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Joe Fox: Hey, this... this fabric on the couch, what is it? Does it have a name?
Nelson Fox: Money.
Joe Fox: Huh?
Nelson Fox: Its name is *money*.
Joe Fox: Ah, Gillian selected it.

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Kathleen Kelly: [to Joe] What is that? What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a *garnish*!
[Joe scoops up more caviar and dumps it on his plate]

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Joe Fox: Is it about love?
[voice over]
Joe Fox: Please say no.
Kathleen Kelly: No.
[voice over]
Kathleen Kelly: How sweet is that?

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Joe Fox: Whatever you do, just don't listen to anything I say.

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Joe Fox: [about "Shopgirl"] I hope she doesn't have one of those high, squeaky voices like the mice in "Cinderella". I hate that.

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Joe Fox: [about a sculpture on Nelson Fox's desk] Porcelain?
Nelson Fox: Rubber.

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Birdie Conrad: What are you girls talking about?
Christina Plutzker: Cybersex.
Birdie Conrad: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.

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Shopper: We should bomb Fox Books.

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Kathleen Kelly: Do you want the Upper West Side to become one, big, gigantic strip mall?
Protest Crowd: [in unison] No!
Kathleen Kelly: Do you want to get off the subway at 72nd and Broadway and not even know you're in New York City?
Protest Crowd: [in unison again] No!
Kathleen Kelly: Can we save The Shop Around the

Corner?
Protest Crowd: [cheering indistinctly] Yeah!

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Joe Fox: My father's getting married again. For the past five years he's been living with a woman named Gillian, who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace.