Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years.
Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?
Toby Lee Shavers: I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole!
Xander Cage: Welcome to the Xander Zone.
Xander Cage: [after getting shot with a dart] It was only a Corvette!
Xander Cage: WHOO! Not bad!
[pause]
Xander Cage: Lets do that again!
Xander Cage: [wakes up in cargo plane] You guys haven't been to any diners lately, huh?
Virg: Diner finalists.
Gibbons: Do we want to drop another mouse in the snake pit or do we want to send our own snake and let him crawl in?
Xander Cage: I wish I had a video camera.
Yelena: What are you talking about?
Xander Cage: 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick.
Yorgi: Now that business is over, we party.
Kolya: Bitches, come!
Xander Cage: I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror.
Gibbons: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.
Xander Cage: [to Yorgi] Yeah. Cars, boards, bikes. I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
[after kissing Xander Cage]
Yelena: Did you enjoy that?
Xander Cage: Yes.
Yelena: Good, because it will never happen again.
[after a police SWAT team crashes in on his party]
Xander Cage: Okay, I'll turn down the music.
Viktor: Find him fast. Kill him slow.
[to Yelena]
Xander Cage: I might throw in a few extra dollars and send you to charm school.
Xander Cage: Shaken... and stirred.
Xander Cage: See that guy there? In the suit made out of motel drapes? That's a cop.
Xander Cage: Ya know, if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.
[last lines]
Gibbons: Oh by the way, you passed the test. The Gibbons Test.
Xander Cage: You gotta be kidding me.
