That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.
I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.
Nobody became an actor because he had a good childhood.
The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.
I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV.
We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing.
When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.
When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life. I thought, if ever I was going to make it, that was then.
There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
I do them all for the money, I really do.
Directors work 10 times harder than anyone else. Get paid a quarter.
I got an agent. He said, what do you wanna do, and I said, I want an Oscar nomination. That's your job, that's what I'm paying you for. And I got it.
We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love.
Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.
I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
