Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

Cleveland gets crapped on a lot.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

I usually meditate twice a day: Transcendental Meditation.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

The longer you're on a show like 'SNL,' the less frequent the Google alerts become.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

There always have been funny women.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

Being sick is the reason I went into comedy.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

Every sketch goes through a rewrite stage where a group of writers sits around a table and pitches more jokes and ideas for the piece.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

That was a huge part of my training, doing improv in Chicago.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

To be honest, I don't even exactly know how to set up a Google alert. My brother has me on Google alert. So do my parents. But I'm not even sure how it works.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

As a child or young adult going through an illness, it can be stressful at times and boring and extremely alienating.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

I'm not totally sure what I want to be doing, but it's so fun to be on 'SNL' because you get exposed to so many different people and so many different experiences. It's a cool, lucky way to break into the business.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer

With 'Trainwreck,' because it wasn't live and we could do more takes, I feel like we broke a lot.