Estelle: When you love someone, you love all of them... you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don't.
Alphonso: You don't step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels. Have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.
Reed Bennett: How did you and your wife get it so right?
Alphonso: Easy, I married my best friend!
Reed Bennett: I thought I was your best friend.
Male Anchor: There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality.
Chauffer Redmond: We're just passing Rodeo Drive. Did you ever shop there?
Kate: I did once. It was a big mistake. Big. Huge.
Kara Monahan: My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates !
Reed Bennett: When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.
Estelle: I wanted to tell you the truth!
Edgar: Unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie.
Alphonso: To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people.
Reed Bennett: Love is the only shocking act left on the planet.
Mailroom Danny: Dude, he's from Indiana. They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.
Liz: e.e. cummings, my favorite poet. He had me at the font.
[acting as a phone sex operator]
Paula Thomas: Kneel before Nzinga!
Kelvin Moore: It's not about defiance, it's about what a man will do for love. I stand behind you, Sean... metaphorically speaking.
Holden: [from trailer] Stalin once said, "No retreat, no surrender."
Kate: I think that was from a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
Franklin: Valentine's day was a massacre in Chicago where lots of people were killed and they put a curse on the Chicago cubs.
Willy: I don't feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public.
Alphonso: I've never had an inkling before. I wasn't sure what to do with it.
