Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do.
Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.
I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?'
I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
All the religions are super funny to me.
If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'
Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
I find Mormons adorable.
The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
I hate puppets so much.
Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
