Cade Yeager: What'd you buy deodorant for?
Shane Dyson: I like to smell fresh when I'm making out with your daughter.
Drift: Bumblebee has held the command while you were gone, he is a child who lacks leadership.
Bumblebee: Well this child is about to kick your ass.
Joshua Joyce: Threatening a professional CIA killer. Possibly not my finest hour. I'd like to have that one back.
Darcy Tirrel: Killer? I thought they were your friends!
Joshua Joyce: No. Not friends. Business. They gave me this bomb.
Su Yueming: Bomb? Is there a bomb in the bag?
Darcy
Tirrel: Yes, there's a bomb in the bag.
Su Yueming: Shit!
Optimus Prime, Cade Yeager: There remains a price on my head. I endanger you all if I stay. I shall take the Seed where it can never be found.
Cade Yeager: Will we ever see you again?
Optimus Prime: Cade Yeager, I do not know. But whenever you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul. Defend this
family, Autobots. As they have you. Defend all they can be.
Lockdown: [to Attinger] You promised me human intelligence... or is there such a thing?
Cade Yeager: [to Joshua] Hey, big shot. Your company's in serious trouble.
Joshua Joyce: You better have a damn good lawyer.
Cade Yeager: Really? Well, you better have a great one 'cause you're about to be responsible for the annihilation of a city! Now, you listen to me: your tech has been hacked, your prototypes are infected, and
now Galvatron is after that Seed! Look, I know you have a conscience because you're an inventor, like me. Do not let Galvatron anywhere near that Seed!
Joshua Joyce: I control Galvatron. I created him.
Cade Yeager: Deep down, I know you know. Your prototype's been controlling you.
Hound: Human beings, buncha back-stabbin' weasels!
Drift: Hound. Find your inner compass. Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation.
Hound: What the hell are you sayin'?
Drift: It's a haiku.
Hound: [grabs Drift] Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat!
Drift: [draws a sword] Try it, you'll be dead!