Trainwreck Quotes

LeBron James: Okay, so you had the salmon. That's about $14...
Aaron: What're you doing man?
LeBron James: ...you had two Cokes.
Aaron: Dude, are you trying to split the bill?
LeBron James: Look, I told you those refills weren't free.
Aaron: No, no, no, no. We're

not splitting the bill. Pick up the check.
LeBron James: Why do I have to pick up the check?
Aaron: Because you're LeBron James.
LeBron James: Listen, don't look at me differently because now I have a little money. I don't know how long this could last. Anything could happen. I'm not about to end up like M.C.Hammer. Listen,

you owe $32.43.
Aaron: [Taking out his wallet] You know what? I'll pay it but you gotta pick up a check every once in awhile.
LeBron James: No, no. Don't pay the whole thing, just pay your part. It's better for our friendship. Equals forever.
Aaron: All right, all right. Fine, I'll put my credit card in. Put a credit card in,

we'll split it.
LeBron James: Okay, that's what I'm talking about...
[Patting his pockets for his wallet]
LeBron James: I think I left my wallet in the car.
Aaron: [sighing] Fuck you.

Dianna: I'm giving it to Amy. Don't sulk at me!
Bryson: I'm not sulking! I'm...
Dianna: This is my decision. I'm giving it to Amy.
Bryson: Sure. Fine.
[pause]
Bryson: I can do sexy though.
Dianna: Sorry?
Bryson: Huh?

Dianna: What?
Bryson: Nothing. I'm fine. I'm just... having fun.