I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.
I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them when I travel - I wouldn't do their commercials. That comes through on the radio, and that's what it's all about.
Did you ever notice that nobody you see on television looks like anyone you know?
Mine is not a story to tell struggling writers.
I originated my own cliches, but I'm finding that's not working for me anymore.
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
Thirty-two is the age we turn into actual adults.
