Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an airline, and then I stopped to pursue comedy 110%.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don't like what they're offering you, just no longer do business with them.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I did this movie called 'Their Eyes Were Watching God,' and I was an extra, and it was a movie that Oprah was producing. She had walked by, and I was making all the other extras laugh, and she said, 'You're a very funny young lady.' I was like, 'Eeeee!'

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.'

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Coming from where I came from, being a foster youth... like, living in all those different homes... I am glad I had those experiences because now, when I perform, I can come from a place of reality: I know how different people live.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I'm open to whatever God puts in front of me and makes my heart pitter patter.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist.'

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

When I was young, people used to be like, 'You look just like Halle Berry - out of Losing Isaiah.' I don't care; she was still beautiful in that movie!

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I love Groupon. I just got a pedicure because of Groupon, and it was the best pedicure ever. I'm going to write a review!

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then when I cut them up, I smile. And then when I cook them, I smile. They call it joyful greens.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Everybody in my life who is important to me is a star to me.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I feel like a foster kid that's been in the system for a long time, and then at 16, somebody adopted them and said, 'You can go to college, and you ain't got to pay no student loans.' I feel happy. I feel accepted after all these years of blood, sweat, and tears.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably going to be cheap with my money for a long time.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to teach.

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

I do have esteem issues when it comes to reading and writing. I always feel kind of self-conscious about letting people read something that I wrote, because the last thing I wanna hear is, 'You spelled everything wrong.'

Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish

There've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining.