The Waterboy
The Waterboy

Coach Klein: Nice suit!

The Waterboy
The Waterboy

Dan Fouts: [For the 3rd time] Last game of the year Brent, can't hold anything back now.
Brent Musburger: I know.

The Waterboy
The Waterboy

Derek Wallace: [Preparing for an onside kick, looking at the Cougar players lining up, deciding who to kick it to] Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be...
[sees a wide-eyed Cougar player]
Derek Wallace: Oh yeah, there's my bitch.

The Waterboy
The Waterboy

Lynn Swann: You gonna add another championship trophy to the old case downstairs?
Coach Red Beaulieu: That's kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.