The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Pepper: It just seems so wrong.
Sheriff Hoyt: Don't give me any crap, young lady. Goddamn it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Jedidiah: Gramma! Let me in now!
Luda May: You best stay out there with them dogs 'til you learn how to play by the rules!

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Andy: Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting.
Kemper: No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off.
Andy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Erin: You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.
Pepper: Why not? I think he's

funny.
Erin: She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Sheriff Hoyt: How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help.
Andy: Why do I always get yanked into this shit? What am I doing?
Sheriff Hoyt: Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of

her and pick her up.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[sees rotten big corpse in meat window]
Morgan: Anyone want some pig?

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Morgan: I was like Erin don't drink the water down there...
Erin: I didn't!
Kemper: And she didn't drink the tequila, she didn't drink the weed, smoke the weed.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[points cane in Kemper's chest]
Old Monty: I said she could call him; you wait outside.
Kemper: Okay, chief.
Old Monty: I ain't lookin' for trouble!
Kemper: Don't shoot!

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Pepper: I don't know about you guys, but I happen to like my teeth right where they are.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Kemper: Morgan, how are you an expert on the dumbest shit?

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Old Monty: What the hell are you doing in my house?
Andy: All right, look. We're just looking for are friend, all right. Then we'll be out of here.
Old Monty: You ain't running things, boy except your mouth.
Andy: This guy's crazy.
Old Monty: You little turd, you're so dead, you don't

even know it.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Sheriff Hoyt: You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girl. You brought this all on yourself.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Erin: What's wrong with you fucking people?
Sheriff Hoyt: Nothing wrong with us.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Kemper: I've never seen anybody die before.
Morgan: Yeah, most people never do.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Erin: [trying to hotwire a patrol car] Come on, you bitch, start!

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Teenage Girl: [Leans over and sobs with Erin, Kemper, Morgan, Andy and Pepper all watching her in the van] He's a bad man... he's a REALLY bad man!

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Henrietta: [Hangs up the phone] I've got to go. Bye.
[Looks at Erin]
Henrietta: Something the matter, child? You don't look so good.
Erin: I thought you said you didn't have a phone.
Erin: [Watches Henrietta cradle the baby after she discovered that it was related to the hitch-hiker] That's not your

baby.
[pause]
Erin: YOU STOLE HER!
Henrietta: She's MINE.
[Erin starts feeling an overwhelming emotion of everything that's been going on in combination of the drugged-up tea. She walks a little ways through the hallway, into the living room and then faints]