Frank Dixon: Do you know, one of my own men came up to me the other day, asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. Look at 'em, look at 'em, look at 'em. Place a bet on when Navorski was gonna leave this airport. Have you heard about this?
Thurman: [nodding] I have January 3rd.
Amelia: I just keep injesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
Viktor Navorski: You're not sick, Amelia, no. You're a little far-sighted.
Joe Mulroy: You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. They're flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?
Amelia: I've been waiting my whole life, I just don't know what the hell for.
Frank Dixon: Okay, so let's say this bag of potato chips is Krakozhia and this apple is the Liberty Rebels. Okay?
[smashes the bag with the apple spraying chips all over Viktor]
Frank Dixon: No more Krakozhia!
[last lines]
Cab Driver: Where you wanna go?
Viktor Navorski: I am going home.
Frank Dixon: Why doesn't he try to escape?
Joe Mulroy: Sir, you told him to wait.
Frank Dixon: I didn't think he'd actually do it. I mean, he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?
Viktor Navorski: Amelia, would you like an eat to bite?
Joe Mulroy: Buddy, I think you been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.
Amelia: [of her hopeless affair] I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.
Milodragovich: Goat! Medicine for goat.
[first lines]
PA announcer: United Airlines announcing the arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing. Customer service representative, please report to gate C42.
Gupta Rajan: You are a coward! You are a coward! You make me sick!
