Amelia: I have to go.
Viktor Navorski: I have to stay.
Amelia: Story of my life.
Viktor Navorski: Me too.
Viktor Navorski: You say you are waiting for something. And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait".
Amelia: What are you waiting for?
Viktor Navorski: You. I wait for you...
Businessman/passenger in bathroom: [Viktor is shaving in the bathroom] Ever feel like you're living in an airport?
Frank Dixon: You could have any man you wanted... why Viktor Navorski?
Amelia: That's something a guy like you could never understand.
Gupta Rajan: If I go home, I go to jail for 7 years.
Viktor Navorski: What if United States catch you? They deport you.
Gupta Rajan: As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down, they have no reason to deport me, they have no reason to notice a man like me.
Airport Construction Worker: [watching Viktor build something on a wall they're supposed to be fixing] What's he doing?
Karl Iverson: I can't ask him what he's doing. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing. I ask him what he's doing and I'm gonna look like an idiot.
Amelia: I usually read history books. They're long and cheap and usually about men killing each other.
Frank Dixon: Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.
Viktor Navorski: So she go to these conventions dressed as... Yeoman Rand. Yeoman Rand.
Enrique Cruz: She's a Trekkie... She's a Trekkie!
Viktor Navorski: Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."
Amelia: Are you coming or going?
Viktor Navorski: I don't know. Both.
Viktor Navorski: Eat to bite... bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bitetoeat bitetoeat bitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeat
Viktor Navorski: Keep the change!
Salchak: I know you've been waiting for years for me to either drop dead or retire...
Frank Dixon: No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire.
Gupta Rajan: Do you have an appointment?
Amelia: You told me you were delayed, you never said it was for nine months!
