Balthazar: [attempting to embarrass Dave in Becky's presence] I just remembered, I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Balthazar: I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice
Dave: [stunned] I'm a what?
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Balthazar: Love is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Horvath: [Upon trapped in the other side of the mirror, he knocked the mirror using his cane then create a gesture to summon a passing-by student] Wake up that moron in stall number three for me, would you?
Student in Bathroom: [Complied, turns around, then fainted on first step, stomping himself to the floor]
Horvath: For heaven's
sake.