The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Balthazar: [attempting to embarrass Dave in Becky's presence] I just remembered, I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Balthazar: You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Dave: I'm afraid of flying on planes!
Balthazar: Well, today's your lucky day, 'cause I brought an eagle.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Balthazar: I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice
Dave: [stunned] I'm a what?

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Balthazar: Love is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Horvath: [Upon trapped in the other side of the mirror, he knocked the mirror using his cane then create a gesture to summon a passing-by student] Wake up that moron in stall number three for me, would you?
Student in Bathroom: [Complied, turns around, then fainted on first step, stomping himself to the floor]
Horvath: For heaven's

sake.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Drake Stone: Can't have anyone hearin' your girly cries, right?

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Veronica: Balthazar, what have you done?
Balthazar: The same thing you did for me.