Dave: [holding shoes Balthazar has just given him] These are old-man shoes.
Balthazar: Excuse me?
Dave: [having noticed that Balthazar is wearing the same style of shoe] I love them... a lot.
Balthazar: Clear your mind!
Dave: [under attack by a dragon] Clear my mind? Are you insane?
[Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]
Dave: Little bit.
Balthazar: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave: Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar: No. Kinda makes sense.
Dave: [singing] I got a date with a girl, 'cause I'm... awesome!
[first lines]
Narrator: The war between Sorcerers was fought in the shadows of history, and the fate of mankind rested with the just and powerful Merlin. He told his secrets to three trusted apprentices: Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath. He should have trusted only two.
Balthazar: This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back.
Dave: So I should probably pee first?
Dave: So, do you wanna meet up, uh, later, 8 o'clock, in my lab?
Becky Barnes: Yeah... Yeah, that'd be great.
Dave: With me?
Becky Barnes: With you, yes!
[laugh]
Dave: Makin' sure.
Balthazar: Keep it subtle. Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated.
Dave: Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trenchcoat.
[last lines]
Dave: Uh, Becky, there's something I forgot to mention to you. I really have no idea how to land this thing...
Dave: [trying to explain his feelings to Becky] These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them, and they're making their own music, and it was lost on me. I was never able to appreciate it... until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show...
[Dave groans]
Dave: I'm sappy.
Dave: This is crazy!
Balthazar: [grins] But it *is* fun.
Becky Barnes: [in a touching moment] Something about you seems different.
Dave: I'm wearing new shoes.
Balthazar: [Horvath taunts Balthazar while creature is busy. Engine noise approaches; Balthazar recognizes the sound] That's my car.
Balthazar: What happened to 'Don't touch anything'?
Dave: I don't actually know who you are.
Drake Stone: Really, do you not recognize me?
Dave: Are you in Depeche Mode?
[Drake attacks Dave]
Balthazar: Dave? You should run.
Balthazar: You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good.
