Pops: All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!
Snowball: [seeing Max on Duke on a ferry] They're going to Brooklyn.
Tattoo: They say everyone's going to Brooklyn these days. It's making a real comeback.
Snowball: I'm not talking about hipster real estate trends. I'm talking vengeance, Tattoo!
[first lines]
Max: [narrating] I've lived in this city all my life. I'm Max. And I'm the luckiest dog in New York because of her. That's Katie. Katie and I, well, we have the perfect relationship. We met a few years ago and, boy, let me tell ya', we got along right away. You know, it was one of those relationships where... where you just know.
Max: [after Duke accidentally causes a vase to crash to the floor] Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out...
[looks around mischievously]
Max: ... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place.
Duke: Oh, it's just...
[scratches behind ear]
Duke: It's just one vase.
Max: Is it, Duke? Is it?
[Kicks a vase off a table]
Max: Oh that's a shame.
[pushes a bunch of papers onto the ground]
Duke: What are you doing?
Max: Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like
this
[pushes a table making it start to tip over]
Duke: No, no. Whoa!
[runs and manages to keep the table from falling over]
Max: This can only be the work of...
[pushes some books off a shelf]
Max: ... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust.
[walks along a counter-top,
knocking things over]
Max: You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for?
[pushes a bowl of fruit to the ground]
Duke: Oh! I'm gonna...
Max: What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.
[imitates an injured dog]
Max: Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness
you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!
Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good...
Max: Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.
Gidget: Oh, uh, hi, Max.
[her tail starts wagging]
Max: Yeah, uh...
Gidget: [to her tail] Play it cool!
[Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles]
Max: Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...
[clears throat]
Max: Look.
Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...
[Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him]
Max: Okay!
Pops: Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!
Max: [In the sewers with Snowball] The smell is disgusting...
[Snowball glances at him suspiciously]
Max: ... ly good!
Snowball: [after the Viper has been killed] You squished the Sacred Viper?
[Begins to weep]
Snowball: He's a flat-jack! Oh Viper! Viper you in a better place! You with Ricky! You ain't never did nothin' to nobody! Well, you bit a lot of people Viper, so technically, you might actually deserve this, this might be something that's long overdue. But...
it shouldn't have came like this! Not on my watch!