The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Pops: All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Pops: That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Snowball: [seeing Max on Duke on a ferry] They're going to Brooklyn.
Tattoo: They say everyone's going to Brooklyn these days. It's making a real comeback.
Snowball: I'm not talking about hipster real estate trends. I'm talking vengeance, Tattoo!

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The Secret Life of Pets

Max: Do you see the van?
Snowball: Yeah, I see it... We're about to hit it

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Mel: I will never eat a pill like that again. Unless it's covered in peanut butter. Because, I mean, come on! Right? It's peanut butter!

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Duke: Don't make me angry, because when I get angry, I do this...
[Growls]
Duke: ... and I hate doing that.

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

[first lines]
Max: [narrating] I've lived in this city all my life. I'm Max. And I'm the luckiest dog in New York because of her. That's Katie. Katie and I, well, we have the perfect relationship. We met a few years ago and, boy, let me tell ya', we got along right away. You know, it was one of those relationships where... where you just know.

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Max: [after Duke accidentally causes a vase to crash to the floor] Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out...
[looks around mischievously]
Max: ... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place.
Duke: Oh, it's just...
[scratches behind ear]

Duke: It's just one vase.
Max: Is it, Duke? Is it?
[Kicks a vase off a table]
Max: Oh that's a shame.
[pushes a bunch of papers onto the ground]
Duke: What are you doing?
Max: Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like

this
[pushes a table making it start to tip over]
Duke: No, no. Whoa!
[runs and manages to keep the table from falling over]
Max: This can only be the work of...
[pushes some books off a shelf]
Max: ... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust.
[walks along a counter-top,

knocking things over]
Max: You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for?
[pushes a bowl of fruit to the ground]
Duke: Oh! I'm gonna...
Max: What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.
[imitates an injured dog]
Max: Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness

you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!

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The Secret Life of Pets

Snowball: I feel heroic! And handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good...

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The Secret Life of Pets

Max: Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.
Gidget: Oh, uh, hi, Max.
[her tail starts wagging]
Max: Yeah, uh...
Gidget: [to her tail] Play it cool!
[Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles]
Max: Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...
[clears throat]
Max: Look.

Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...
[Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him]

Max: Okay!
Pops: Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!

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The Secret Life of Pets

Max: [In the sewers with Snowball] The smell is disgusting...
[Snowball glances at him suspiciously]
Max: ... ly good!

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Snowball: [after the Viper has been killed] You squished the Sacred Viper?
[Begins to weep]
Snowball: He's a flat-jack! Oh Viper! Viper you in a better place! You with Ricky! You ain't never did nothin' to nobody! Well, you bit a lot of people Viper, so technically, you might actually deserve this, this might be something that's long overdue. But...

it shouldn't have came like this! Not on my watch!

The Secret Life of Pets
The Secret Life of Pets

Ozone: What's goin' on here?