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Lieutenant Chris Sabian: You okay?
Rudy Timmons: Does it look like I'm okay? I got a gun pointed to the back of my fucking head.
[Looks at Sabian's ski gear]
Rudy Timmons: Nice fucking pants, man.

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Lieutenant Danny Roman: You working?
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Sort of. I was negotiating a truce between my wife and daughter.
Lieutenant Danny Roman: Then I'm proved to be easy by comparison.
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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Lieutenant Danny Roman: [while hiding behind Nebaumas a shield] Now leave your badge, guns, cuffs everything on the table
Lieutenant Danny Roman: [a officer on the above walkway jumps out from behind the pilar. Roman firs a shot that misses his head by inches] That wasn't an accident and neither will the next one that goes in your head, now get out!

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[Danny points his gun at Rudy]
Lieutenant Danny Roman: Too bad Rudy, Danny Roman was *just* starting to like you.
Rudy Timmons: Well tell Danny Roman to hold the fuck on!

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Lieutenant Chris Sabian: I want you to apologize for telling your mother she looks...
[Sabian's daughter makes a huge gesture with her hands]
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Wide.
[Sabian smiles and whispers at his daughter]
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Wide's not a good word, how'd you like to be called wide?

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Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Well I guess you think Butch and Sundance lived too.

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Lieutenant Danny Roman: [trying to setup Omar by a bedrom window for a sniper shot, starts a joke] Omar... A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss... The Marine goes to leave without washing up... The sailor says, "In the Navy... they teach us to wash our hands..." The Marine turns to him and says...
Omar: [in sync with Danny Roman] "... in the Marines they

teach us not to piss on our hands..."
[sniper takes his shot and wounds Omar in the shoulder ending the siege]

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Lieutenant Danny Roman: One last question... Do you know who killed Nate?
Insp. Terence Niebaum: [Niebaum leans forward after a long pause] You.

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Lieutenant Chris Sabian: [hanging up the phone on Danny Roman] Relax... he'll call back.

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Lieutenant Chris Sabian: "I can't believe this, I'm just surrounded by a room of people who wanna go in there and kill him. This is the guy who call you friend. I got nothing invested in this. I wonder why that is, or maybe someday we'll find out."

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Adam Beck: Shut the fuck up!