Lt. Frank Drebin: Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.
Lt. Frank Drebin: [making a speech at a ceremony where he is being congratulated by President George H. W. Bush] I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter.
[the audience starts clapping]
Lt. Frank Drebin: I want a world
where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick! I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for!
[the audience cheers and claps louder. George and Barbara Bush are shown clapping and then awkwardly stopping when they realise what he's just said]
Chief of Staff John Sununu: Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I am extremely proud to welcome our distinguished guests from the nation's energy suppliers. From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, or "SMOCE", Mr. Terence Baggett. Representing the oil industry, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as "SPIL", Mr. Donald
Fenswick...
Donald Fenswick: [to applause] Thank you, thank you very much.
Chief of Staff John Sununu: And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind - "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell.
President George Bush: 1000 points light... recession bad, recovery good... I think I got that.
Lt. Frank Drebin: [to Quentin Hapsburg, after he tells Frank he's been dating Jane] Well, that's great. I've been dating too, nice girl, an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it.
Lt. Frank Drebin: [Frank, Ed, and Nordberg are staking out Hapsburg's hideout.Frank is communicating with Ed Hocken by way of a walkie talkie] Ed, I'm gonna try the roof.
Lt. Frank Drebin: [after unsuccessfully attempting to scale the roof with a grappling hook] Ed, I'm gonna try it again.