The Man in the Iron Mask
The Man in the Iron Mask

Louis: D'Artagnan, I am not angry with you. I knew you would lead me to them, and so you have. Lay down your sword and I will not punish you. I will let you retire in peace, and I will give your friends a swift execution, if you surrender NOW!

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: Why are you so glum?
Porthos: I expected action. There was no fighting, there was no killing. I was useless.
Aramis: Porthos, I grow tired of this attitude. You're surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger. What more can a man want? The robins are singing, the pigeons are cooing. Can't you listen to their song?
[he

walks off in disgust; Porthos takes off his hat when something falls on it to reveal it's bird-dung]

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Lt. Andre: Musketeers, SALUTE
[they raise flags and draw swords into an arch]
Musketiers: ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL

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The Man in the Iron Mask

[a rioting crowd throws rotten food at D'Artagnan; he draws his sword and slashes the fruit in mid-air, then skewers a tomato. The crowd is awed into silence. He bites the tomato, then grimaces and spits it out]
D'Artagnan: You are right. It is rotten. I will speak to the King myself. You have my word.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: We are offering you the chance to be King.
Phillippe: No, you are offering me the chance to pretend to be King.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

D'Artagnan: Your people are most anxious to love you, but they are eating rotten food and sometimes none at all.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Athos: What is Porthos doing?
Aramis: Walking into the barn naked, or so it would seem.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: Porthos... don't you understand? I'm trying to PRAY!
Porthos: You're always praying!

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: You grow fond of him. That is good.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Louis: You're the new chief advisor. Execute him for distributing rotten food.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: I have prayed every day for forgiveness. But now I realize that forgiveness must come from you before it can come from God.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

[Porthos brings three wenches to Aramis' apartment, but they find him at prayer]
Porthos: Sorry, my dears. You would have enjoyed it too. He's hung like a donkey.
Wench: So are you.
Porthos: Really? He's been asleep for so long, I've forgotten about him.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

D'Artagnan: You are constantly surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?
Louis: Quite frequently, actually.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: You are surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger, what more can a man want?

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Athos: What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else?
Aramis: Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

King Louis XIV: Never underestimate the Dutch!

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Athos: You want me to do the impossible and you want me to do it alone?

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Queen Anne: Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
Aramis: So have I.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Aramis: [explaining to Phillippe that he's the one who put him into the mask] For my country, for my king, I brought peace with your life and with my soul.

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The Man in the Iron Mask

Athos: You have the heart of a king.