The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms]
Napoleon Solo: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. Russian-made.
Illya Kuryakin: One moment.
[leaves and returns]
Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: [as Solo cracks a safe] Did you disable the alarm?
Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307.
[alarm immediately begins wailing]
Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Napoleon Solo: [seeing Illya grabbing the rear of their car] He's trying. To stop. The car.
Gaby Teller: We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him?
Napoleon Solo: Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Napoleon Solo: [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.
Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room] Looks like he fixed the short.
Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Waverly: For a special agent, you're not having a very special day, are you?

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: [about having to get mugged] A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Gaby Teller: [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter] What are you doing down there?
Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.
Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[a drunk Gaby annoys Illya]
Illya Kuryakin: [to Gaby] Don't make me put you over my knee...
Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.
[cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.
Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Gaby Teller: About last night...
Illya Kuryakin: [smiles] I like my women strong.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: You're trembling...
Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!
Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[from trailer]
Napoleon Solo: [to his driver] Are they still following us?... Is there one of them?... Is he looking at us?... Does he have just one hand on the steering wheel?... When you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive.
[cue car chase]

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Napoleon Solo: [to Kuryakin] Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you?

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: Good night, little chop shop girl.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Uncle Rudi: There are only two masters in this world: fear and pain.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Illya Kuryakin: [driving a boat] Hold on, Cowboy!
[Solo falls off]

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Uncle Rudi: I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?
Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi] You need help, Cowboy?

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[last lines]
Waverly: ...Oh, and you have a new codename. Rather a good one: UNCLE.