[from trailer] Tonto: Horse says you are a spirit walker. A man who's been to the other side and returned. A man who cannot be killed in battle.
Frank: [dressed as a woman] This ain't what it looks like, mister. I just like them pretty things.
Tonto: [to Will, the boy dressed as The Lone Ranger] Never take off the mask.
Butch Cavendish: A lawyer and a crazy Indian!
John Reid: [after getting shot with an arrow] I thought you said I couldn't get shot. Tonto: No. I said you cannot be killed.
Frank: It was a ranger, Butch. A lone ranger.
Red Harrington, Chief Big Bear, Latham Cole: What's with the mask?
Frank: I love me some aquamarine.
Tonto: My name come up?