Alistair Hennessey: Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.
Steve Zissou: Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.
Steve Zissou: Not this one, Klaus.
Steve Zissou: [Speaking to his wife] Anyway, I'm sorry. I know I haven't been my best this past decade.
Steve Zissou: I'll order you a red hat and a bikini.
Klaus Daimler: Are you two fighting?
Steve Zissou: I'll deal with you later.
Steve Zissou: [to Ogata and Pele] What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!
Steve Zissou: You're supposed to be my son, right?
Ned Plimpton: I don't know. But I did want meet you, just in case.
Steve Zissou: I'll fight it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?
Steve Zissou: [before a helicopter crash] This is gonna hurt.
Steve Zissou: [smoking a joint and looks at Ned] You wanna kill this?
Steve Zissou: [overhears a few men talking about Steve's last movie] Are those assholes talking about me?
Steve Zissou: [introducing his 'son' Ned to Oseary Drakoulias only a few seconds after Steve himself met Ned] Oseary, this is probably my son Ned.
[first lines]
[in Italian]
Festival Director: Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to welcome you to the world premiere of Part 1 of the newest film from a great favorite of ours here at Loquasto, Mr. Steve Zissou. A brief Q & A will immediately follow the screening. Thank you.
Steve Zissou: I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.
Steve Zissou: [refering to Hennessy] How could you lay that slick faggot?
Eleanor Zissou: Well, I was in love with him at the time...
Oseary Drakoulias: Good lord. God protect that poor little stooge.
Oseary Drakoulias: By the way, who knocked up the journalist?
Steve Zissou: [Deadpan] I'm not sure...
