The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Sanderson Reed: Where is your sense of patriotism?
Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen.
[the other patrons of the club mutter an apathetic return to the toast]
Nigel: God save her.
Allan Quatermain: [to Reed] That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Sanderson Reed: There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War.
Allan Quatermain: Wi-With whom, exactly?
Sanderson Reed: Everyone. A world war.
Allan Quatermain: That notion makes you

sweat?
Sanderson Reed: Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?
Allan Quatermain: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Captain Nemo: This is my first mate.
Ishmael: Call me Ishmael, please.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quartermain: [after the exploration pod has been stolen] We can track it.
Captain Nemo: Track it? I intend to catch it!

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Ishmael: Shall I wait, Captain?
Captain Nemo: No, bring my lady to me.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. And the hunt is still on.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: What are you talking about?
Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. The same man who recruited us.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: [trying to examine Allan's wound] Let me see that.
[he is shrugged off]
Captain Nemo:

But how?
Allan Quartermain: We'll get our answers. Where are the others?
Mina Harker: [entering] Dorian's missing in action. And Mr. Skinner must have fled when he realized we knew.
Allan Quartermain: [concerned] Sawyer?
Tom Sawyer: [entering with a bloody lip] He'll live to fight another day.

Mina Harker: [advances towards Tom, he draws back] Don't worry, I've had my fill of throats for this evening.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Mina Harker: Not Gray. He's lived long enough.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quatermain: Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray.
Dorian Gray: And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quatermain?
Allan Quatermain: Oh, sometimes.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): OW. You scratched me.
Dorian Gray: Better me than him.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Dante throws the Fantom a rocket launcher]
Draper: [in German] Are you crazy? This place is full of hydrogen gas!
The Fantom: Really? That's so frightening.
[fires]

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Ishmael: That Skinner's got a lot to answer for!
Dorian Gray: Not Skinner - me!
[raises his gun and shoots Ishmael]

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Dr. Henry Jekyll: He's stolen us - and we let him!

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

M: [to Quatermain] Are you tired of being wrong? The League? Me? Skinner?

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Tom Sawyer: [Skinner has been burnt by a flamethrower] Are you okay?
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I play with matches!

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Mina Harker: A man who worships death. Can we trust him?
Allan Quatermain: He's not the one I'm worried about.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

M: How many times do I have to kill these cretins?

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Captain Nemo: Contain your evil, Doctor. I'll not have the brute free upon my ship. Must I take drastic steps?
Dr. Henry Jekyll: I am in control.
Captain Nemo: I very much doubt it.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Your talk is all well and good, sir... but your own past is far from laudable.