Crowd: [sings] Come one, come all! / Leave your looms and milking stools / Coop the hens and pen the mules. / Come one, come all! / Close the churches and the schools / It's the day for breaking rules / Come and join the feast of...
Clopin: [sings] Fools!
Frollo: Remember what I've taught you, Quasimodo.
[singing]
Frollo: You are deformed...
Quasimodo: [singing] I am deformed.
Frollo: [singing] And you are ugly...
Quasimodo: [singing] And I am ugly.
Frollo: [singing] And these are crimes for which the world
shows little pity / You do not comprehend...
Quasimodo: [singing] You are my one defender.
Frollo: [singing] Out there they'll revile you as a monster...
Quasimodo: [singing] I am a monster.
Frollo: [singing] Out there they will hate and scorn and jeer...
Quasimodo: [singing]
Only a monster.
Frollo: [singing] Why invite their calumny and consternation? / Stay in here / Be faithful to me...
Quasimodo: [singing] I'm faithful.
Frollo: [singing] Be grateful to me...
Quasimodo: [singing] I'm grateful.
Frollo: [singing] Do as I say, obey, and stay.
Frollo, Quasimodo: [singing] In here.
Phoebus: [as he and Quasi wade through the catacombs at the Court of Miracles] Cheerful place.
[chuckles]
Phoebus: Kinda makes you wish you got out more often, eh, Quasi?
Quasimodo: Not me. All I want to do is warn Esmeralda then get back to the belltower before I get in any further trouble.
Laverne: Take it from us, Quasi. You've got nothing to worry about.
Hugo: Yeah, you're irresistible!
Victor: [chuckles] Knights-in-shining-armor certainly aren't her type.
Hugo: And those guys are a dime a dozen, but you - you're one of a kind.
Esmeralda: Come with me!
Quasimodo: What?
Esmeralda: To the Court of Miracles. *Leave* this place.
Quasimodo: Oh, no. I'm never going back out there again, because of what happened today.
[looking at a corner of the stone wall, then stroking it briefly]
Quasimodo: No. *This* is
where I belong.
Esmeralda: All right, then I'll come to see you.
Quasimodo: Here? But what about the soldiers and *Frollo*?
Esmeralda: I'll come after sunset.
Quasimodo: But at-at sunset I have to ring the evening Mass, then after that I clean the cloisters, then I ring the Vespers, and...
[Esmeralda kisses him]
Quasimodo: [smiling cheerfully] Whatever's good for you!
Laverne: Quasi, what's wrong?
[patting Quasi on the shoulder]
Laverne: Wanna tell ole Laverne all about it?
Quasimodo: I... I just don't feel like watching the festival, that's all.
Laverne: Well, did you ever think of going there instead?
Quasimodo: Sure, but I'd never fit in
out there. I'm not... normal.
Laverne: [patting Quasi's shoulder again] Oh, Quasi, Quasi, Quasi...
[to a flock of pigeons, who have landed on her shoulders and her nose]
Laverne: Do ya mind? I would like to have a moment with the boy, if it's all right with you!
Quasimodo: Is this the Court of Miracles?
Phoebus: Offhand I'd say it's the Court of Ankle-deep Sewage.
Frollo: [announcing to the gypsies at the Court of Miracles] There'll be a little bonfire in the square tomorrow, and you're all invited to attend.
[to his guards]
Frollo: Lock them up.
Quasimodo: [rushing forward] No! Please, Master!
[Frollo turns and glares at him, as if to say, "You've disobeyed me". He walks away as
Quasi grovels sorrowfully]
Quasimodo: No, no...
Frollo: [to his remaining guards] Take him back to the bell tower, and make sure he says there.
Phoebus: [as the guards chase after Esmeralda and pass behind Phoebus' horse, Achilles] Achilles, sit!
Brutish Guard: Hey - whoa!
Phoebus: Oh - dear, I'm sorry! Naughty horse! Naughty! He's just impossible, really; I can't take him anywhere!
Frollo: Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man / Of my virtue, I am justly proud...
Chorus: Et tibit Pater...
Frollo: Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than / the common vulgar weak licentious crowd...
Chorus: Quia peccavi nimis...
Frollo: Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there, / why her smoldering
eyes still scorch my soul?
Chorus: Cogitatione...
Frollo: I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her raven hair / is blazing in me out of all control!
Chorus: Verbo et opera...
Frollo: Like fire, hellfire, this fire in my skin / This burning desire is turning me to... sin!
Gypsy #1: Shut it up, will you?
Gypsy #2: WE'LL BE SPOTTED!
Quasimodo's Mother: [to Quasimodo] Hush, little one.
Clopin: [after Esmeralda's dance at the Festival of Fools] And now, ladies and gentlemen, the pi-ece de resistance!