Harley: I wish to make a statement to the Queen.
Lady Sarah: State it to me. I love a comedy. Is there cake?
Abigail: My life is like a maze that I continually think I've gotten out of only to find another corner right in front of me.
Lady Sarah: None for the queen.
Queen Anne: What?
Lady Sarah: Well you cannot have hot chocolate. Your stomach, the sugar inflames it.
Queen Anne: Abigail, hand me that cup!
Lady Sarah: [casually] Do not.
Abigail: I'm sorry. I do not know what to do.
Lady Sarah: Oh fine, give it to her. And you can get a bucket and mop for the aftermath.
Harley: So what's been happening?
Abigail: The queen and Lady Marlborough are to race lobsters, and then eat them.
Harley: Do you want to get punched?
Abigail: [referring to the filth she fell into that's all over her clothes and face] This mud stinks.
Sally: They shit in the streets around here. Political commentary they call it.
Abigail: Can I ask you something?
Lady Sarah: As long as you're aware that I have a gun.