Drummer: This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it.
[first lines]
Barney Ross: Lucky ring on!
Lee Christmas: Feel so much safer.
Barney Ross: I missed you, Christmas.
Lee Christmas: I missed you too, you demented bastard.
Barney Ross: You could've left out the demented part.
Galgo: [after seeing Luna fight] You're not going to believe this?
Luna: [exasperated] Oh, God!
Galgo: I've been thinking about you the whole time! Do you know that?
Luna: Can we just go?
Trench: Look out for the CHOPPA!
Stonebanks: [after being shot by Barney] You motherfucker... What about the Hague?
Barney Ross: [shoots and kills Stonebanks] I am the Hague.
[from trailer]
Toll Road: Damn, that's cool!
Lee Christmas: [Christmas and Doc throw knives at a dartboard, both hitting the bullseye] Not bad...
Doc: [Doc's knife falls off] Oooooh... Best two out of three?
Thorn: [after disabling security] Ladies first.
Luna: Go ahead, Thorn.
Drummer: [piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!
Doc: [looks at the young Expendables] Ama-teur.
Toll Road: Amateur assholes...
Mars: [pissed] Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?
Toll Road: [confronts him] Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.
[repeated line]
Luna: Men.
Luna: You know, if you were 30 years younger...
Barney Ross: I'd be afraid of you.
Trench: Hurry up. It's boring.
Goran Vata: Can you access
[making a mushroom motion]
Goran Vata: nuclear weapons?
Stonebanks: I might.
[getting in close]
Stonebanks: But generally I find that people are little too emotional of ownership. And I'd hate you killing all my other customers by accident. Or on purpose.
Thorn: [climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr...
[jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]
Trench: I'm getting out of this business, and so should you.
Gunnar Jensen: [looks at Thorn's gadget] What's this? Your toy, boy?
Thorn: You want to dance, big guy?
Barney Ross: If you're looking to go the family route, this is the wrong job for you.
Luna: There are different kinds of family. When my life is on the line, that's my family fighting with me.
