Barney Ross: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Trench: I'll be back.
Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
[leaves]
Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.
Barney Ross: Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?
Pilar: Who you are?
Barney Ross: We're Americans.
Lee Christmas: Since when?
Gunner Jensen: Swedish.
Hale Caesar: Blackfoot.
Maggie: Chinese.
Toll Road: Retards.
Barney Ross: [to Toll Road] You done?
Lee Christmas: [dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife.
Trench: [Church pulls up in a SmartCar] My shoe is bigger than this car.
Church: Shoot something!
Trench: [to Booker] Who's next? Rambo?
Barney Ross: Rest in pieces.
Barney Ross: That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black.
Barney Ross: [seeing their new plane] That thing belongs in a museum.
Trench: We all do.
[as Yang leaves]
Gunner Jensen: Who am I gonna pick on?
Yin Yang: You find some other minority.
Lee Christmas: What's the plan?
Barney Ross: Track him, find him, kill him.
Lee Christmas: [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables] Can you hold them off?
Barney Ross: Yeah, maybe with a tank.
[the Sangs appear with a tank]
Barney Ross: Oh, shit.
Lee Christmas: What?
Barney Ross: They've got a tank.
[last lines]
Lee Christmas: From one friend to another...
Barney Ross: What?
Lee Christmas: You really need to learn how to fight.
Vilain: [to Billy] Are you afraid of me?
Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: No, I'm not.
Vilain: You should be.
[Hector quickly props a knife against Billy's chest and Vilain kicks it into his chest]
[from trailer]
Trench: I'm back!
Vilain: [after kicking Barney down] Over so soon? I want my money's worth! Come on! Get up!
Barney Ross: Coming right up.
[Barney attempts to rise, but Vilain kicks him down again]
Vilain: Going back down.
Church: Did you win?
Barney Ross: I think so.
Trench: Well, where's the proof?
Barney Ross: [Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag] Heads up.
[Chucks head onto the ground]
Trench: Nice touch.
