Andy Sachs: [talking about Miranda's husband] Oh. So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow?
Miranda Priestly: Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then yes, fetch away. You are very fetching. So, go fetch.
Emily: I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should've said no.
[rushing out the door to accomplish an impossible task for Miranda]
Andy Sachs: Wish me luck!
Emily: No. Shan't.
[at the "Urban Jungle" fashion shoot, talking to Andy]
Nigel: Excuse me, can we adjust the attitude? Don't make me feed you to one of the models.
Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.
Nigel: Come on. Miranda's pushed the run through up a half hour. And she's always 15 minutes early.
Andy Sachs: Which means?
Nigel: You're already late.
Nigel: [Nigel holds up a pair of fashionable high heels] I guessed an 8 and a half.
Andy Sachs: I don't need those. Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like.
Nigel: Do you?
Emily: You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!
Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
Andy Sachs: Do you have anything fun planned for this weekend?
Emily: Yes.
[walks away]
Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.
Emily: Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant. But her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now, I'm the first.
Andy Sachs: Oh, and you're replacing yourself.
Miranda Priestly: And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread. Not wonderful yet.
Nate: [to Andy] I wouldn't care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity!
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] There you are, Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?
Miranda Priestly: What about Testino? Where are we on that?
Nigel: Zac Posen's doing some very sculptural suits. So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.
Miranda Priestly: Perfect. Thank God somebody came to work today.
Emily: This is her, the new me.
Serena: I thought you were kidding.
Emily: [deleted scene - during the rush as Miranda arrives] Oh God, you're still there. Um. Go. No. Stay. Stay. Sit there, sit there and I will pray she does not notice you are in the area
[leaves]
Andy Sachs: It's like self-esteem camp.
