Beth: I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.
Beth: [Sarah is trapped in a tunnel and Beth is trying to calm her down with a joke] Hey, you love this one, "How do you give a lemon an orgasm?" You tickle its citrus!
Rebecca: The noise she's making, she'll bring every one of those things down on her head.
Sam: As long as it's not on mine.
Sam: Trying to set this watch is impossible, the buttons are too fucking small.
Holly: Why do you wear that thing anyway ?
Sam: My boyfriend gave it to me, it's sentimental.
Holly: It's fucking mental, any guy who'd give that to me I'd dump him on the spot.
Holly: Hey, there's something down here...
[Terrified, looking at Sarah who's covered in blood]
Juno: What happened to you?
Holly: [Sarah has just been scared by a bunch of bats which attacked her. Holly films the bats flying away]
[in imitation of 'The Count' from Sesame Street]
Holly: One bat, two bats, fifty bats!
[Beth comes up to her]
Beth: Holly... Fuck off
Sarah: What about you Holly, got a man ?
Holly: Oh I'm a sports fuck like Juno.
Beth: Sarah... don't leave me like this.
Sarah: No. Please don't ask me to do that.
Beth: Please.
Sarah: I can't. I can't do that. I can't do that.
Beth: Please.
Sarah: OK. Shh. Close your eyes.
Juno: [while fighting a crawler] Fucker!
[last lines]
Jessica: Mummy?
[Repeated line]
Juno: It'll be fine.
Rebecca: [while Sarah is looking throught the camera, with night vision on] oh, fuck it! Hello!
Juno: Please!
Rebecca: Is there anybody there!
Beth: Hello?
[Sarah points the camera at Beth, Crawler behind her]
Juno: Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.
Beth: Please tell me it's longer than that.
[Juno, as Team Leader, gives instructions before the women begin to descend]
Juno: Holly: safety first! I don't want any stunts this time.
[Juno is preparing to launch herself first down into the crevice. She speaks to her friends:]
Juno: You okay?
[One of the women says, "No."]
Juno: [Not listening:] See you down there.
