Craig Armstrong
Craig Armstrong

Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.

Craig Armstrong
Craig Armstrong

I believe we can and should have it all. Lower deficits but higher spending. More peace with a bigger military that goes off and kills terrorists and whatnot. A cleaner environment without forcing SUVs off the road.

Craig Armstrong
Craig Armstrong

It's all about being flexible, and avoiding choices whenever possible. Choices suck, they are inherently limiting.

Craig Armstrong
Craig Armstrong

Final thoughts are so, you know, final. Let's call them closing words.