The Campaign
The Campaign

Mitch: [to Cam] What are you pointin' to there, you got a book of bad ideas?

The Campaign
The Campaign

Glenn Motch: [after Marty Huggins' ad where he tells the truth] I tried to kill you in your sleep.
Wade Motch: Huh?

The Campaign
The Campaign

Cam Brady: [after getting bit by a snake] He spilled the venom from my blood! It's a miracle!

The Campaign
The Campaign

Cam Brady: I crapped gold!

The Campaign
The Campaign

[Reporting on WQRY 24 News]
Anchor Rachel: Congressmen Scott Talley will tender his resignation over allegations of using federal funds to purchase his mistress's fake breasts.
Rep. Scott Talley: Large breasts offer more protection to a woman's tender vital organs.
Wade Motch: Talley's done!
Glenn

Motch: What a waste!