Tim: [about "Blackbird"] That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.
Boss Baby: Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?
Tim: No, Ted and Janice! You don't even know their names!
Boss Baby: I can't do this without you, Tim. I need you.
Tim: I guess we DO make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No literally... I can't reach the doorknobs.
Tim: You can talk!
Boss Baby: Uh, goo goo ga ga.
Tim: No, you can really talk!
Boss Baby: Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with decent sushi, I'd KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.
[gives Tim some money]
Boss Baby: Get yourself a little somethin'.
Tim: Can't we just share?
Boss Baby: You obviously didn't go to business school.
Boss Baby: [in puppy costume] I've never been so humiliated in all my LIFE.
[dog sniffs costume's bottom part]
Boss Baby: Ugh!
Dad: Look, they have a puppy pool and everything!
Mother: [sarcastically] Isn't that sanitary?
Adult Tim: [Opening lines]
[Narrates]
Adult Tim: [Young Tim rustles through leaves in an imaginary jungle scene] Survival of the fittest. It's the law of the jungle. There's always someone trying to take what's yours.
[a comical blue gorilla sniffs a lantern and throws it, followed by a growl]
Adult Tim: And how do I
know?
[Jumps down onto the jungle floor and screen freezes when Tim gets up]
Adult Tim: It almost happened to me.