The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Miles Urquart: Might it not be prudent to get the committee to consider issuing a D-notice, to protect everyone potentially embarrassed by this criminal activity?
Philip Lisle: Which we instigated?

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Dave Shilling: Be lucky!

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

[first lines]
Eddie Burton: [while drilling a mileage meter back] Another Terry Leather low mileage gem.

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Terry Leather: So, you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid?
Ingrid Burton: I hope so.
Terry Leather: Go on, get off home, go make yourself more beautiful than you already are... if that's possible.

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Lew Vogel: I'm afraid I have some potentially bad news for you, Michael. Your safety deposit box at the Baker Street bank - what's its number?
Michael X: Why do you ask?
Lew Vogel: Well, we had some weekender thieves break into the vault and robbed it. So if your box is in the one hundred to four hundred numbers, I'm afraid all your

stuff will be gone. Mine too, unhappily.
Michael X: What? How can this happen in London?
Lew Vogel: I promise you it has happened, and I promise you these thieves will be found and dealt with. You can rely on it. I'll keep you informed.

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Wendy Leather: The papers said there was a woman involved. Martine, was it? Was she involved?
Terry Leather: Yeah, she brought us the job in the first place.
Wendy Leather: Oh, and did you sleep with her Terry?

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

Dave Shilling: I've got a question. What do we do with all the dirt we gonna dig out of the hole?
Kevin Swain: [facetiously] It's all been worked out, Dave. We'll dig another hole in that corner over there and put it in that.

The Bank Job
The Bank Job

[in the vault, Dave is going round to each robber collecting any cash that they have found in the safe deposit boxes]
Dave Shilling: Terry, anything for the Widows and Orphans Fund?
[Terry holds out a wad of cash]
Terry Leather: Will that do?
Dave Shilling: [fake Cockney accent] Gawd bless yer, Guvnor. Very generous.