Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Darth Vader: Your destiny lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
Luke: No...

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[R2 is trying to open the door as Storm Troopers shoot at them; he beeps]
C-3PO: No! We're not interested in the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon, it's fixed!
[R2 beeps again]
C-3PO: Just open the door, you stupid lug!
[he opens the door]
C-3PO: I never doubted him for a second! Wonderful!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Dak: Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo: It's not my fault.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Imperial Officer: Sir, rebel ships are coming into our sector.
Captain Lennox: Good, our first catch of the day.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Darth Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead.
Darth Vader: He will not be permanently damaged.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[Han heads out of the Asteroids toward a Star Destroyer]
C-3PO: The odds of successfully surviving an attack on an Imperial Star Destroyer are approximately...
Leia: Shut up!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[Leia and Han prepares to escape in the Falcon]
Princess Leia: This bucket of bolts's never gonna get us past that blockade.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Lando: I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo: Deck officer! Deck officer!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

C-3PO: [Chewbacca is carrying the dismembered C3PO on his back] If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[while the Falcon is fleeing from Imperial fighters, and R2-D2 is stitching C-3PO back together]
C-3PO: Noisy brute. Why don't we just go to lightspeed?
R2-D2: [beeps]
C-3PO: We can't? How would you know the hyperdrive is deactivated?
R2-D2: [beeps]
C-3PO: The City's central

computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
[R2's welding arm shocks his ankle]
C-3PO: Ouch! Pay attention to what you're doing!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

C-3PO: Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear...

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

C-3PO: Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[trying to fix the hyperdrive]
Han Solo: Horizontal boosters. Alluvial dampers? Ow! That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.
[the ship is hit, causing the tool box to fall on Han]
Han Solo: OW! Chewie!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Darth Vader: Yes, Admiral, what is it?
Admiral Piett: The Emperor commands you make contact with him.
Darth Vader: Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Luke: Now all I got to is find this Yoda. If he even exists. It's a really strange place to find a Jedi Master. This place gives me the creeps.
[starts to eat something]
Luke: Still... there's something familiar about this place.
[R2-D2 beeps]
Luke: I don't know, I feel like...
[suddenly whips around and aims his

gun at Yoda, who cowers and whimpers]
Luke: ... like we're being watched!
Yoda: Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm! I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke: I'm looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say! Hmm?
[laughs]
Luke: [lowers his

gun] Right...
Yoda: Help you, I can. Yes, mmm.
Luke: I don't think so.
[Yoda frowns]
Luke: I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Oh!
[chuckles and comes toward Luke]
Yoda: Great warrior!
[laughs again]
Yoda: Wars not make one great,

heh heh heh!
[grunts as he comes over to Luke's area and picks up the thing Luke was eating]
Luke: Put that down, now we...
[Yoda takes a bite of the food]
Luke: Hey! My dinner!
[takes the food out of Yoda's hand and puts it in the lunch pack]

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Lando: Punch it!
[Chewbacca attempts to engage the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon - it fails. Chewie and Leia both glare at Lando]
Lando: They told me they fixed it! I *trusted* them to *fix* it! It's not my fault!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

[C-3PO is broken almost beyond repair]
Lando: Having trouble with your droid?
Han Solo: No, no problem. Why?

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!