Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Quotes

Spider-Man Noir: OK, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
Miles Morales: Well, I, I haven't actually fought anyone...
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
[Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni

jumps in]
Peni Parker: Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles Morales: Can I what?
Peni Parker: Show me!
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
[Noir knocks him down again]
Gwen Stacy: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?

Spider-Man Noir: Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May: Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham: Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?

Miles Morales: What?
Gwen Stacy: Can you be strong?
Peni Parker: Ruthless?
Gwen Stacy: Disciplined?
Miles Morales: I don't know, maybe...
Spider-Ham: BOING!
Spider-Man Noir: Show me some moxie, soldier!
Gwen Stacy:

Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir: Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor...
Gwen Stacy: - When you think you've given your all...
Spider-Ham: - When you think you can't keep going...
Spider-Man Noir: - Spider-Man always gets up.

Miles Morales: What's going on with your body?
Peter B. Parker: I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.
[glitches]
Peter B. Parker: Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot.
Miles Morales: With great

power comes great...
Peter B. Parker: Don't you dare finish that sentence! Don't do it. I'm sick of it.

[first lines]
Peter Parker: [narrating] All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for ten years I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again... and again and again and again. And I, uh... I did

this.
[shot of Spidey doing the emo dance from "Spider-Man 3"]
Peter Parker: We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I

always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man. And you're looking at him.

Peter B. Parker: This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it... now!
Miles Morales: I can't do it on command...
Peter B. Parker: He can't do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles.
Miles Morales: I can't do it on command.
Peter B. Parker: He

can't do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do?
Miles Morales: Just those two things.
Peter B. Parker: Just those two things.

Mary Jane: [mistaking Peter for a waiter] Hello.
Peter B. Parker: Oh, wow.
Mary Jane: Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.
Peter B. Parker: Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...
Mary Jane: Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.
Peter B.

Parker: No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
Mary Jane: Mmm-hmm...
Peter B. Parker: And I didn't even try.
Mary Jane: That's fine. I should really get going...
Peter B. Parker: I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.

Mary Jane: Are you okay?
Gwen Stacy: Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.
Mary Jane: It's been nice, uh, talking to you.
Peter B. Parker: For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.
Gwen Stacy: [to Peter] You all right, man?
Peter B.

Parker: Yeah, totally.
Gwen Stacy: Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.

Miles Morales: Why do you look like Peter Parker?
Peter B. Parker: Because I *am* Peter Parker.
Miles Morales: Then why aren't you dead? Why is your hair different? Why are you older? Why is your body... a different shape?
Peter B. Parker: Pretty sure you just called me fat.
Miles

Morales: No, no, you just...
Peter B. Parker: Hey, listen, you don't look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.

Jefferson Davis: I love you, Miles.
Miles Morales: Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.
[Miles gets out of the police cruiser and starts walking towards the school; Jefferson blips the siren]
Jefferson Davis: [into the cruiser P.A. radio] You gotta say "I love you" back.
Miles Morales: Dad, are you

serious?
Jefferson Davis: [into P.A] I wanna hear it.
Miles Morales: You wanna hear me say it.
Jefferson Davis: [into P.A] I love you, Dad.
Miles Morales: You're dropping me off at a school.
Jefferson Davis: [into P.A] I love you, Dad.
Miles Morales: Look

at this place...
Jefferson Davis: [into P.A] Dad, I love you.
[long pause; everyone is staring]
Miles Morales: [defeated] Dad... I love you.
Jefferson Davis: [into P.A] That's a copy. Tie your shoes, please.

Gwen Stacy: [voiceover] All right, people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band. Saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker. So now, I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore. Just

to avoid any distractions. And one day, this weird thing happened. And I mean, like, *really* weird. I was blown into last week. Literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My spider sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn't sure why until I met you...
[back to the present; Gwen stares down Miles]
Miles Morales: I like your haircut.

Gwen Stacy: You don't get to like my haircut.