Maître d': I love romance. I am French.
Peter Parker: It's me, Peter Parker. Your friendly neighborhood - you know. I've come a long way since I was the boy bit by a spider. Back then nothing seemed to go right for me. Now people really like me. The city is safe and sound. Guess I had a little something to do with that. My uncle Ben would be proud. I still go to school. Top of my class. And I'm in love. With the girl of
my dreams.
Flint Marko: I don't want to hurt you. Leave now.
Spider-Man: [chuckles] I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts!
[Mary Jane arrives at Peter's door, brandishing a newspaper with a review of her Broadway debut]
Mary Jane Watson: The review.
Peter Parker: Oh!
Mary Jane Watson: They hated it. They hated me.
Peter Parker: Well, they can't hate you.
Mary Jane Watson: [quoting] The young Miss
Watson is a pretty girl, easy on the eyes, but not on the ears. Her small voice didn't carry past the first row.
Peter Parker: That's ridiculous! I was right there.
Mary Jane Watson: You were in the first row.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but that's - listen. You were great. That's a critic. This is something you're gonna have to get
used to. Believe me, I know. Spider-Man gets attacked all the time.
Mary Jane Watson: This isn't about you. This is about me. It's about my career.
Peter Parker: I know, and I'm just saying, you can't let it, you can't let it bring you down. You just gotta believe in yourself and you pull yourself together. You get right back on the horse.
Mary Jane Watson: Don't give me the horse thing! Try to understand how I feel.
[He's still smiling at her, but she sits down glumly]
Mary Jane Watson: It's just, I look at these words, and it's like my father wrote them.
Peter Parker: [walking over the bridge in Central Park] You look beautiful!
Peter Parker: [MJ doesn't respond, Peter shows some flowers] Peonies
Peter Parker: [looks at MJ as he can sense something is wrong with her] You okay?
Mary Jane Watson: No! There's something I need to tell you right now, Pete!
Peter Parker: [confused] What?
Mary Jane Watson: 'Tis not working! You and Me!
Peter Parker: [confused and quite shocked] What?
Mary Jane Watson: I don't wanna see you anymore!
Peter Parker: [still confused in despair] You kidding me, right?
Mary Jane Watson: No!
I kid not, Pete! I don't love you anymore!
Peter Parker: What are you mean! What are you talking about?
Mary Jane Watson: I'm all alone! I'm lonely and you aren't there for me! It's all over!
Peter Parker: No! MJ, Please don't say that! I know I haven't been myself lately but listen! I can do better and I can change!
Mary Jane Watson: Pete! It is not that simple!
Peter Parker: But we love each other! I love you! If people have problems don't they sit down and talk it all through together!
Mary Jane Watson: [covers her face]
Peter Parker: [goes into his pocket to get the engagement ring his Aunt May gave him] MJ! I've got
something to show you!
Mary Jane Watson: What?
Peter Parker: [shows MJ the engagement ring] Look! Do you see this ring?
Mary Jane Watson: [gasps]
Peter Parker: Do you realise what I've always wanted to do to you?
Mary Jane Watson: There's someone else! I've fallen for someone
else!
[walks off]
Girl at the Final Battle: [spotting something in the New York skyline at the site of the battle] Look!
[the crowd turns to see what she's pointing at. Spider-Man swings into view. The crowd starts applauding as Spider-Man briefly lands in front of the American flag]
Crowd: [chanting] Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
Jennifer Dugan:
[speaking to the camera] He seems to have come out of nowhere to answer the prayers of the city, just when all hope seemed to be lost.
Jennifer Dugan: [witnessing Spider-Man being pummeled by the giant Sandman] It's hard to believe what's happening. The brutality of it. I-I don't know how he can take any more.
Anchorman: This could be a tragic day for the people of New York. It could be the end of Spider-Man.
[Spider-Man stretches his arm out to Mary Jane, who is in the web above
him. Sandman pounds him again, and his arm limply falls down. The crowd is in tears at what's happening. Just before Sandman can pound him one last time, something flies into the side of his head. A beeping sound is heard as we zoom in to see that it's a pumpkin bomb, which explodes causing Sandman to stumble back]
Boy at the Final Battle: Awesome!
Boy at the
Final Battle: Wicked cool!