Spider-Man 3 Quotes

J. Jonah Jameson: Parker? Parker, where - ? I need a photographer.
[looks at the girl with the camera]
J. Jonah Jameson: Hey, kid, you want a job?
Girl with Camera: Why would I wanna job? I'm just a kid.
J. Jonah Jameson: All right, how much for the camera?
Girl with Camera: One

hundred bucks.
J. Jonah Jameson: A hundred bucks?
[looks up again]
J. Jonah Jameson: All right, you little crook. Here.
[gives the money to the girl and gets the camera]
J. Jonah Jameson: [tries to shoot, but the camera's empty] What the - ?
[looks at the girl]
Girl with Camera:

Film's extra.

[first lines]
Peter Parker: [Narrating] It's me! Peter Parker! Your friendly neighborhood... You know. I've come a long way from becoming the boy who was bitten by a spider. Back then, nothing seemed to go right for me, and now...
Kid in Times Square: [pointing at a giant screen in Times Square] Hey look, it's Spider-Man!
Peter

Parker: [Narrating] People really like me.

Flint Marko: I had a good reason for what I was doing. And that's the truth.
Emma Marko: You and the truth, sitting in prison, having three meals a day together. I live in the presence of great truth...
[points at her daughter's bedroom]
Emma Marko: ...and that is the truth that you left behind right there in that bedroom.

[Penny walks out of her room, Flint walks up to her]
Flint Marko: Penny. I missed you.
Penny Marko: I miss you too, Daddy.
Flint Marko: I promise I'll make you healthy again. Whatever it takes, I'll get the money.
Emma Marko: You get out of here. Now.
Flint Marko: [exits

through the window] I'm not a bad person. Just had bad luck.

Houseman: [to Harry, upon his refusal to aid Peter] If I may, Sir, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of... The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I've loved you,

Harry... as your friends love you...

Harry Osborn: [after topping his drink with an olive, Harry realizes that Peter is standing behind him] Would you like a drink? I'm sorry. What was I thinking? Bad for the public image, right, Mr. Key-to-the-City?
Peter Parker: [referring to Mary Jane] What did you do to her?
Harry Osborn: [Harry takes a sip of his drink] I did what

you failed to do. I was there for her. Mary Jane and I, we understand each other.
Peter Parker: She doesn't know what you are.
Peter Parker: Peter, she knows me very well. And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste... Strawberries.

Eddie Brock: [as Black Suited Spider-Man gets ready to plunge into the sewer and pursue Sandman] Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Gimme - Give me some of that web action.
Spider-Man: [slings a string of web, grabs Eddie's camera and slams it against the wall breaking it] See ya, chump.
Eddie

Brock: [shouts at Spider- man who is already jumped down the sewer] What the hell?

Peter Parker: Hey, Mr. Ditkovitch.
Mr. Ditkovitch: An orange?
Peter Parker: No, thanks. Listen, I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I shouldn't have yelled about that door. It was nothing to be angry about.
Mr. Ditkovitch: Ah, it's no big deal. But if you feel that bad about it, you can buy me pizza

some time. Today's good.
Peter Parker: Okay.
Mr. Ditkovitch: Problem with the phone?
Peter Parker: No, no. I was just - Well, I was trying to figure out what to say.
Mr. Ditkovitch: If it's a woman you're calling, then you say: "You're good woman. I'm good man..."
Peter Parker:

[confused stare]
Mr. Ditkovitch: Hm?
Ursula: Hi, Pete.
Peter Parker: Hi.
Mr. Ditkovitch: He's calling a woman.
Ursula: Are you calling Mary Jane? I think that would be so good...
Mr. Ditkovitch: This is none of your business. Go. Go.
[to Peter]

Mr. Ditkovitch: Call.

Eddie Brock: Betty, Betty, bo-Betty, banana-fana, fo-Fetty!
Miss Brant: He's busy.
Eddie Brock: Aw, I'm just here to talk to you, beautiful!
Miss Brant: What's that smell?
Eddie Brock: Just a little something called 'Nice And Easy', what's on you?
Miss Brant:

It's called 'Go Away'!

Crowd: [cheering] Kiss him! Kiss him!
Peter Parker: Go ahead. Lay one on me.
Gwen Stacy: Really?
Peter Parker: Yeah. They'll love it.
Boy at Keys to the City Ceremony: [covering eyes] Don't do it, Spidey.
[Gwen pulls a part of Spider-Man's mask down; they kiss]
Boy at Keys to the

City Ceremony: Ew.