Pat: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.
Pat: [to his mother] Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol.
Danny: Bad combination.
Pat: On top of an anxiety disorder.
Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!
Pat: I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki.
Dr. Cliff Patel: Will somebody please explain me the parlay, please?
Ronnie: You gotta win two bets or you lose the whole thing. For Pat Sr. to win, the Birds gotta beat the Cowboys, plus, Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
Dr. Cliff Patel: That's very, very manic, indeed.
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Pat Sr.: Have some respect for what I do.
Pat: [to Jake] As my friend Danny would say... I got nothing but love for you, brother.
Pat: Nikki's waiting for me to get in shape and get my life back together. Then we're going to be together.
Pat Sr.: Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go.
Dolores: I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.
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Officer Keogh: You wanna go back to Baltimore?
Veronica: [Demonstrating the iPod player on the wall] I can play music for the baby in any room.
Pat: Can you play "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica?
Officer Keogh: Do yourself a favour: respect a restraining order, ok?
