Anthony Marentino: It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole.
Miranda Hobbes: [shouting to a passionately kissing couple] Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
Samantha Jones: Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
Miranda Hobbes: And I'm deaf.
[first lines]
Carrie Bradshaw: [voiceover] Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.
Carrie Bradshaw: And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.
Carrie Bradshaw: It's the last single girl kiss.
Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
Miranda Hobbes: You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.
Carrie Bradshaw: You brought me back to life.
Samantha Jones: This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
Carrie Bradshaw: I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.
Louise: It's a rental. Like Netflix for purses.
Carrie Bradshaw: I let the wedding get bigger than Big.
Samantha Jones: Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you!
Samantha Jones: You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
Samantha Jones: Here we come.
Carrie Bradshaw: [braces herself in the door, bows] Hello... I live here!
Carrie Bradshaw: Aside from the space issue... why'd you move to New York?
Louise: ...to fall in love.
